September 29, 2009
  • x splinters: .... did i put my foot in my mouth again?
  • Nedrub Werd: no
  • Nedrub Werd: but i just learned a valuable lesson
  • x splinters: oh?
  • Nedrub Werd: yeah
  • Nedrub Werd: you know how when you hold canned air upside down it sprays ice?
  • x splinters: yes
  • Nedrub Werd: well
  • Nedrub Werd: genius me thought it would be fun to put out a fire with said sprayable ice.
  • x splinters: .....
  • Nedrub Werd: turns out this sprayable ice is VERY, VERY, VERY FLAMMABLE
  • Nedrub Werd: i just made a blowtorch in my room and about screamed like a girl.
  • x splinters: AHAHAHHAHA
  • x splinters: i wish i could have witnessed that
  • Nedrub Werd: at first i was like oh cool i can blow it out with canned air, i wonder how fun it would be to freeze it
  • Nedrub Werd: and then it made LOTS MORE FIRE
September 11, 2009
  • Nathan Seaton: Hey Frances, try some of this mac and cheese.
  • Frances Seaton: Does it have arsenic in it?
  • Nathan Seaton: We should have ABC make an Extreme Makeover: Website Edition.
  • Drew Burden: They'd never go for that. G4TV would be a better choice.
  • Frances Seaton: Move that popup blocker!
September 6, 2009
“ Jeff just got the shit fucked out of him by a dog. And I don’t mean an ugly girl.b
August 21, 2009
  • Drew Burden: Is she married?
  • Nathan Seaton: Well, I saw a ring on her... on her... her hand. I don't remember which one.
  • Drew Burden: That kinda matters.
  • Nathan Seaton: Well, not really, some girls have that "True Love" thing... yeah, okay.
  • Drew Burden: It matters.
“ Be afraid. I’m thinking.
Nathan Seaton
July 29, 2009
  • Nedrub Werd: had my trep towed to my aunt's house
  • kerneldashiki: dawww
  • kerneldashiki: poor intrepid
  • Nedrub Werd: eh. at least it will live on hopefully as new parts of other intrepids.
  • kerneldashiki: dude, you are so strange
  • kerneldashiki: talking about it like it's your kids
  • Nedrub Werd: dude did you not read that article by some british newspaper a couple of years back?
  • Nedrub Werd: the reason dudes drive with one hand and females with two is because generally, guys see their car as part of themselves
  • Nedrub Werd: which also explains why females give their cars names.
  • kerneldashiki: uh...
  • Nedrub Werd: usually betsy.
  • kerneldashiki: My car has a name
  • Nedrub Werd: really?
  • kerneldashiki: I call her Rosie
July 12, 2009
“ Bob, I hate you. That’s why we’re best friends.
Jeff Meisenhelder
July 3, 2009
“ You better not be touching my bonage. I don’t even let Ross touch my bonage.
June 9, 2009
  • Drew Burden: I could go hang out with you guys after 12... but I don't want to look like an eager beaver.
  • Josh Campbell: There's no such thing, unless you're going to fuck and you have your pants off before she even says yes.