December 28, 2009
  • Raborn: Getting off the rock isn't an option, currently
  • Raborn: So I think we need to make the rock last
  • Raborn: Because you see, if we get an 8 bal
  • Raborn: It will last all weekend
December 23, 2009
This song plays every time I unzip my pants.
Nathan Seaton
  • Nathan Seaton: I love college.
  • Drew Burden: I love drinking!
  • Nathan Seaton: I love women.
  • Drew Burden: ...That's news to me.
December 12, 2009
  • Drew Burden: I'm getting ready to go home and go to bed.
  • Jeff Meisenhelder: Oh, you have things to do tomorrow?
  • Drew Burden: Yeah, a couple.
  • Jeff Meisenhelder: Could you do them with a hangover?
  • Drew Burden: I don't know.
  • Jeff Meisenhelder: Let's find out.
December 2, 2009
  • Nathan: Stop humping the doorknob.
  • Drew: I'm not...its humping me.
September 29, 2009
  • x splinters: .... did i put my foot in my mouth again?
  • Nedrub Werd: no
  • Nedrub Werd: but i just learned a valuable lesson
  • x splinters: oh?
  • Nedrub Werd: yeah
  • Nedrub Werd: you know how when you hold canned air upside down it sprays ice?
  • x splinters: yes
  • Nedrub Werd: well
  • Nedrub Werd: genius me thought it would be fun to put out a fire with said sprayable ice.
  • x splinters: .....
  • Nedrub Werd: turns out this sprayable ice is VERY, VERY, VERY FLAMMABLE
  • Nedrub Werd: i just made a blowtorch in my room and about screamed like a girl.
  • x splinters: AHAHAHHAHA
  • x splinters: i wish i could have witnessed that
  • Nedrub Werd: at first i was like oh cool i can blow it out with canned air, i wonder how fun it would be to freeze it
  • Nedrub Werd: and then it made LOTS MORE FIRE
September 11, 2009
  • Nathan Seaton: Hey Frances, try some of this mac and cheese.
  • Frances Seaton: Does it have arsenic in it?
  • Nathan Seaton: We should have ABC make an Extreme Makeover: Website Edition.
  • Drew Burden: They'd never go for that. G4TV would be a better choice.
  • Frances Seaton: Move that popup blocker!
September 6, 2009
Jeff just got the shit fucked out of him by a dog. And I don’t mean an ugly girl.
Robert Cundiff
August 21, 2009
  • Drew Burden: Is she married?
  • Nathan Seaton: Well, I saw a ring on her... on her... her hand. I don't remember which one.
  • Drew Burden: That kinda matters.
  • Nathan Seaton: Well, not really, some girls have that "True Love" thing... yeah, okay.
  • Drew Burden: It matters.