Drew's Quote Page

"How frustrating, and what a sad sign of the times it is when an experienced politician is forced to..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:24:13 -0500

“How frustrating, and what a sad sign of the times it is when an experienced politician is forced to pull his punches with the ‘Hockey Mom’ for fear of scaring away the moms of America. Surely American moms want the best person for a critical job, rather than the person that’s most like them?”

- Commenter on a UK Times Online story about the VP debate

"You want the bad news or the good news? Well, the bad news is it’s not gonna work. The good..."

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:55:07 -0500

“You want the bad news or the good news? Well, the bad news is it’s not gonna work. The good news is, that thing might be worth some money!”

- Nathan Seaton

"I like boobs so much, I grew a pair."

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:29:27 -0500

“I like boobs so much, I grew a pair.”

- Jeff Meisenhelder

that konstantine: i need something to cure this exhaustion. something strong.

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:40:24 -0500

that konstantine: i need something to cure this exhaustion. something strong.
that konstantine: anyone have crack?

Drew eats a Starburst.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:59:23 -0500

Drew eats a Starburst.

a girl like that would make a f-f-m threesome much more fun

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:06:57 -0500

a girl like that would make a f-f-m threesome much more fun
hahaha
probably not for the cocknosed girl, but who knows
lol
hah
OMG DEAR, PUT YOUR NOSE THERE AGAIN MKAY OH BABY
--- WolfStar removes voice from Bradscope
ramming your face into .... yeah i'll shut up now
LOL
she'd be a real shit face
OHHHHHHHHH
classic
haha
this isn't normally like me to be involved in conversations like this
its rather awkward

Nathan Seaton: She teaches me Chinese every morning.

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:36:44 -0500

Nathan Seaton: She teaches me Chinese every morning.
Drew Burden: Where?
Nathan Seaton: In my bedroom.
Drew Burden: That sounds wrong.
Nathan Seaton: The only words I know are "oh" and "more".

"His nickname was like…. Skug… or something…"

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:16:12 -0500

“His nickname was like…. Skug… or something…”

- Nathan Seaton

Stubbyguy: I AM SEEKING A RESPECTABLE HONEST TRUSTWORTHY CARING FUNNY LOVING PURE ROMANTIC OLD-FASHION EXCITING SUBMISSIVE SUPPORTIVE INTELLIGENT WONDERFUL WARM AND SOULFUL FEMALE - TELL HER ABOUT ME & IF I LIKE HER I WILL PAY YOU

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:36:53 -0500

Stubbyguy: I AM SEEKING A RESPECTABLE HONEST TRUSTWORTHY CARING FUNNY LOVING PURE ROMANTIC OLD-FASHION EXCITING SUBMISSIVE SUPPORTIVE INTELLIGENT WONDERFUL WARM AND SOULFUL FEMALE - TELL HER ABOUT ME & IF I LIKE HER I WILL PAY YOU

safetyguy1656: Odd question, but do you need a door?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:35:30 -0500

safetyguy1656: Odd question, but do you need a door?
Teh Programmer: No.
safetyguy1656: Cool. 'cause there's not one.
Teh Programmer: I'd like to see intruders before they get in the room anyway. So I know where their nose and balls are.
safetyguy1656: XD
Teh Programmer: I need to get in a good fight just once.
Teh Programmer: I don't know how good I'd be, but I'd sure as hell find out pretty quickly.
safetyguy1656: Yep. I've never been in a fight before.
safetyguy1656: Well, a real one anyway.
Teh Programmer: True.
Teh Programmer: We should roll on 24's and go scrappin' in tha hood.
safetyguy1656: Sweet. Let's go through West End shouting racial slurs.
Teh Programmer: Or start a fight club.
safetyguy1656: Or that.
safetyguy1656: OR!
safetyguy1656: Start a fight club in West End. XD

"Hurry up and POST… Come on, bitch…"

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:04:07 -0500

“Hurry up and POST… Come on, bitch…”

- Bill Wight

NandanK: Damn I hope I get to come to Owensboro this weekend. lol all the people in Owensboro just went "WTF?! Who'd want to come here?!"

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:36:22 -0500

NandanK: Damn I hope I get to come to Owensboro this weekend. lol all the people in Owensboro just went "WTF?! Who'd want to come here?!"

"If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and get a new phone."

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:50:12 -0500

“If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and get a new phone.”

- Zach Dean

Bill Wight: Did you have fun?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:05:42 -0500

Bill Wight: Did you have fun?
Drew Burden: Yeah, it wasn't bad.
Bill Wight: Did you get laid?
Drew Burden: No.
Bill Wight: Aw, damn.

Kaleigh Cesavice: Let me know if I'm making you walk backwards too fast.

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:42:06 -0500

Kaleigh Cesavice: Let me know if I'm making you walk backwards too fast.
Drew Burden: Don't worry, I won the second place medal for running backwards at the county fair.
Kaleigh Cesavice: You're a liar.
Drew Burden: Yes, I am.

"Do you know the French word for ‘foreplay’? ‘Cause there isn’t one."

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:55:01 -0500

“Do you know the French word for ‘foreplay’? ‘Cause there isn’t one.”

- Nandan Katiyar

"Oh, she lives in Chicago. Have a good trip to the Grand Ole Opry. I wish we could give you a place..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:25:06 -0500

“Oh, she lives in Chicago. Have a good trip to the Grand Ole Opry. I wish we could give you a place to stay, but we’re cheap.”

- Chad Benefield

"Can you say… S.O.L.?"

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:21:49 -0500

“Can you say… S.O.L.?”

- Joe Lowe

Joe Lowe: Do you know how many hours I'll be here before you tomorrow?

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:21:12 -0500

Joe Lowe: Do you know how many hours I'll be here before you tomorrow?
Kevin Brown: (looks at beer bottle) A lot.

"Congratulations, you’ve won a half season pass to Goldie’s. And an overnight stay at the..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:20:11 -0500

“Congratulations, you’ve won a half season pass to Goldie’s. And an overnight stay at the Executive Inn.”

- Chad Benefield