Drew's Quote Page

"Jeff does not follow the law of conservation of his dignity."

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 01:17:26 -0500

“Jeff does not follow the law of conservation of his dignity.”

- Robert Cundiff

Ashley Humphrey: I’m not even remotely surprised.

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:57:00 -0500

Ashley Humphrey: I’m not even remotely surprised.
Zach Dean: Are you locally surprised?

"Homes for sale, boats for sale, heavy equipment, heh, I already have that…"

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:49:54 -0500

“Homes for sale, boats for sale, heavy equipment, heh, I already have that…”

"You put that quote on my thing."

Sat, 08 May 2010 14:22:05 -0500

“You put that quote on my thing.”

- Drew Burden

i don't want to take the risk of doing a phone interview, missing a quote and saying "FUCK ME, DRAW 4?"

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:26:15 -0500

i don't want to take the risk of doing a phone interview, missing a quote and saying "FUCK ME, DRAW 4?"

"Be done with it all you want, you’re still wrong."

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:11:57 -0500

“Be done with it all you want, you’re still wrong.”

- Robert Cundiff

Nedrub Werd: i think when i go eat lunch i'll stop by the carwash

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:04:53 -0500

Nedrub Werd: i think when i go eat lunch i'll stop by the carwash
Nedrub Werd: 'cause even though i like the fact i have a certifiably muddy-ass vehicle
Nedrub Werd: i can't help but think it's not good for it
x splinters: haha
x splinters: wash it yourself!!!
x splinters: cheaper!
Nedrub Werd: no equipment
x splinters: all you need is a hose.
Nedrub Werd: which i don't have.
x splinters: borrow a friends
Nedrub Werd: none of my friends have one.
x splinters: how is that possible.
Nedrub Werd: we all go to the carwash

Jacob Smith: Everything that can go wrong, has gone wrong.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:06:42 -0600

Jacob Smith: Everything that can go wrong, has gone wrong.
Drew Burden: Well, that's what happens when I don't reboot the terminal server.
Jacob Smith: Do you ever get angry at that thing and just feel like taking a sledgehammer to it?
Drew Burden: Nope... I don't have to use it.

Nedrub Werd: early morning work accomplished

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:39:48 -0600

Nedrub Werd: early morning work accomplished
Nedrub Werd: is 4:30AM on a friday too early to start drinking?
x splinters: ...... yes
Nedrub Werd: ...oh.
Nedrub Werd: too late
x splinters: its only okay
x splinters: if you are still drinking from thursday night

it looks like your dad just grabbed a retarded guys penis

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:06:24 -0600

it looks like your dad just grabbed a retarded guys penis
just sayin

Raborn: Getting off the rock isn't an option, currently

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:13:10 -0600

Raborn: Getting off the rock isn't an option, currently
Raborn: So I think we need to make the rock last
Raborn: Because you see, if we get an 8 bal
Raborn: It will last all weekend

"This song plays every time I unzip my pants."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:06:06 -0600

“This song plays every time I unzip my pants.”

- Nathan Seaton

Nathan Seaton: I love college.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:16:53 -0600

Nathan Seaton: I love college.
Drew Burden: I love drinking!
Nathan Seaton: I love women.
Drew Burden: ...That's news to me.

Drew Burden: I'm getting ready to go home and go to bed.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:14:00 -0600

Drew Burden: I'm getting ready to go home and go to bed.
Jeff Meisenhelder: Oh, you have things to do tomorrow?
Drew Burden: Yeah, a couple.
Jeff Meisenhelder: Could you do them with a hangover?
Drew Burden: I don't know.
Jeff Meisenhelder: Let's find out.

Nathan: Stop humping the doorknob.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:00:49 -0600

Nathan: Stop humping the doorknob.
Drew: I'm not...its humping me.

x splinters: .... did i put my foot in my mouth again?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:12:14 -0500

x splinters: .... did i put my foot in my mouth again?
Nedrub Werd: no
Nedrub Werd: but i just learned a valuable lesson
x splinters: oh?
Nedrub Werd: yeah
Nedrub Werd: you know how when you hold canned air upside down it sprays ice?
x splinters: yes
Nedrub Werd: well
Nedrub Werd: genius me thought it would be fun to put out a fire with said sprayable ice.
x splinters: .....
Nedrub Werd: turns out this sprayable ice is VERY, VERY, VERY FLAMMABLE
Nedrub Werd: i just made a blowtorch in my room and about screamed like a girl.
x splinters: AHAHAHHAHA
x splinters: i wish i could have witnessed that
Nedrub Werd: at first i was like oh cool i can blow it out with canned air, i wonder how fun it would be to freeze it
Nedrub Werd: and then it made LOTS MORE FIRE

Nathan Seaton: Hey Frances, try some of this mac and cheese.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:49:09 -0500

Nathan Seaton: Hey Frances, try some of this mac and cheese.
Frances Seaton: Does it have arsenic in it?

Nathan Seaton: We should have ABC make an Extreme Makeover: Website Edition.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:44:50 -0500

Nathan Seaton: We should have ABC make an Extreme Makeover: Website Edition.
Drew Burden: They'd never go for that. G4TV would be a better choice.
Frances Seaton: Move that popup blocker!

"Jeff just got the shit fucked out of him by a dog. And I don’t mean an ugly girl."

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:39:00 -0500

“Jeff just got the shit fucked out of him by a dog. And I don’t mean an ugly girl.”

- Robert Cundiff

Drew Burden: Is she married?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:12:29 -0500

Drew Burden: Is she married?
Nathan Seaton: Well, I saw a ring on her... on her... her hand. I don't remember which one.
Drew Burden: That kinda matters.
Nathan Seaton: Well, not really, some girls have that "True Love" thing... yeah, okay.
Drew Burden: It matters.