Drew's Quote Page

"You better not be touching my bonage. I don’t even let Ross touch my bonage."

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:08:02 -0500

“You better not be touching my bonage. I don’t even let Ross touch my bonage.”

- Dariush Shafa

Drew Burden: I could go hang out with you guys after 12... but I don't want to look like an eager beaver.

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:00:24 -0500

Drew Burden: I could go hang out with you guys after 12... but I don't want to look like an eager beaver.
Josh Campbell: There's no such thing, unless you're going to fuck and you have your pants off before she even says yes.

August 8, 2007...

Tue, 05 May 2009 12:52:24 -0500

clestbest22191: does camerons girlfriend not like you or something? iiii was looking through myspaces and came across some pretty bad comments
Nedrub Werd: i think she's an annoying wigger wannabe
Nedrub Werd: she probably hates my guts
Nedrub Werd: it's a pretty even trade
clestbest22191: LOL

Bill Wight: Hindsight is always 50/50.

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:41:59 -0600

Bill Wight: Hindsight is always 50/50.
Drew Burden: 20/20.
Bill Wight: Whatever.

"I’m totally drawing all over your bar graph."

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:43:08 -0600

“I’m totally drawing all over your bar graph.”

- Drew Burden

"I’m working with Horde, or as it should be called, Horrendous…"

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:03:31 -0600

“I’m working with Horde, or as it should be called, Horrendous…”

- Kevin Bruner

"If I feel this bad at 20… I am 20, right?"

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:02:58 -0600

“If I feel this bad at 20… I am 20, right?”

- Nathan Seaton

"Hey wall, you’re looking pretty interesting right now."

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:32:58 -0600

“Hey wall, you’re looking pretty interesting right now.”

- Kristin Howard

"Dude, look at my sausage."

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:03:15 -0600

“Dude, look at my sausage.”

- Zach Dean

Drew Burden: Well, look at that. Four equidistant marks on my arm, one of which is bleeding. Isn't that weird?

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:37:07 -0600

Drew Burden: Well, look at that. Four equidistant marks on my arm, one of which is bleeding. Isn't that weird?
Willie Kirkman: Looks like you were stuck with a fork. Did you fork yourself?

x splinters: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:59:35 -0600

x splinters: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
x splinters: WHAT THE HELL ANDREW
x splinters: AARGGHH
x splinters: THE METNAL IMAGES
x splinters: WILL HAUNT ME
Teh Programmer: ?
x splinters: FOREVER
x splinters: ...
x splinters: i am ranting at the incorrect person
x splinters: one moment please

Nathan Seaton: Did you go to the game?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:21:43 -0600

Nathan Seaton: Did you go to the game?
Frances Seaton: Yep.
Nathan Seaton: How was it?
Frances Seaton: It was good.
Nathan Seaton: They got beat.
Frances Seaton: Yep.

Drew Burden: Is it bad that I actually knew the lyrics to that song? ["Buttermilk Biscuits" by Sir Mix-A-Lot]

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:24:41 -0600

Drew Burden: Is it bad that I actually knew the lyrics to that song? ["Buttermilk Biscuits" by Sir Mix-A-Lot]
Nathan Seaton: Yes, it is sad. In fact, I think that makes you a loser in about twelve states.

getitboyx3: im a fat kid lol

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:32:11 -0600

getitboyx3: im a fat kid lol
getitboyx3: but its ok
Nedrub Werd: i'm probably fatter
getitboyx3: lol idk about that!
Nedrub Werd: i have man boobs.
getitboyx3: i have triple woman boobs!
Nedrub Werd: erm
Nedrub Werd: i don't even think i'm going to ask

"This map is bluer than when Obama got elected."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:46:18 -0600

“This map is bluer than when Obama got elected.”

- Nathan Seaton

Teh Programmer: We need to come up with a size for the clickable map square.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:39:57 -0600

Teh Programmer: We need to come up with a size for the clickable map square.
Teh Programmer: Maybe 5000x5000 km?
safetyguy1656: That sounds pretty good.
Teh Programmer: Actually I think that would be more like a scale.
safetyguy1656: ?
Teh Programmer: Not the actual size of the image, but the size of the map.
safetyguy1656: Well, obviously. I think it would take a month to load an image that big.
Teh Programmer: Such an image would be 6,331,584,516,696 megabytes.
safetyguy1656: How did you figure that out? I was having trouble...
Teh Programmer: Converted 5000 km to inches with Google, plugged those values into a "new file" dialog in Fireworks.
Teh Programmer: It tells you how big the file size of the canvas will be.
safetyguy1656: LMFAO. My computer would've blown up.
safetyguy1656: Jesus, that's over 6 million terabytes.
safetyguy1656: So.
safetyguy1656: If I did my math correctly, at 512 kilobytes per second, that would take 49,642,173.4 MILLION YEARS.

"How frustrating, and what a sad sign of the times it is when an experienced politician is forced to..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:24:13 -0500

“How frustrating, and what a sad sign of the times it is when an experienced politician is forced to pull his punches with the ‘Hockey Mom’ for fear of scaring away the moms of America. Surely American moms want the best person for a critical job, rather than the person that’s most like them?”

- Commenter on a UK Times Online story about the VP debate

"You want the bad news or the good news? Well, the bad news is it’s not gonna work. The good..."

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:55:07 -0500

“You want the bad news or the good news? Well, the bad news is it’s not gonna work. The good news is, that thing might be worth some money!”

- Nathan Seaton

"I like boobs so much, I grew a pair."

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:29:27 -0500

“I like boobs so much, I grew a pair.”

- Jeff Meisenhelder

that konstantine: i need something to cure this exhaustion. something strong.

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:40:24 -0500

that konstantine: i need something to cure this exhaustion. something strong.
that konstantine: anyone have crack?